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The one with FART in the end

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


Sunday eve, food court @ Inorbit Malad

Raju: kya hua champs.. why u upset? everything okay my frnd? ( trying to cheer champs in firang accented english)

Champs: yaar main uske dad ke paas gaya tha 

Raju: lekin teri date toh rinks ke saath thi, mujhe nahi pataa tha tera uske dad ke saath taaka pidela hai (tryin to be filmy)

Champs: bakwaas bandh kar yaar, main uska haath maangne gaya tha 

Raju: seriously!... kya bolta hai .. bola kya woh??

Champs: naa bol diya aur kya!

Raju: hmm bola hoga , "kyon beta? .. tumhaare haath thak gaye hai kya?" (mimicking old guy)

Champs: bakwaas bandh kar!

Raju: obviously, look at you... Mr. MINOR you can't even vote and i wonder if you can even... *$&^#

Mannu: oye jyaada ho gaya haan, but yaar seriously m in a total dillema whom should i vote?

Champs: what do you mean?

Mannu:  To choose a party with a far-sighted vision (with a poor contestant), or to choose a better contestant belonging to party which does not seem to think beyond the local issues?

Raju: cheh .. public place mein kya choosne ki baat kar raha hai!

Mannu: bakwaas bandh kar.. one more time and we would be out from here...

Raju:.. thik hai thik hai .. meri baat maan choose a better contestant belonging to party which does not seem to think beyond the local issues ... once everyone starts doing that .. then all the local issues are solved and the focus automatically shifts to another level 

(everyone silent in awe i guess :P)

Raju: ...chod tu nahi samjhega you guys know what Kasab claimed yesterday??..

Mannu and Champs: hmm that he is a minor 

Raju: yeah ... like our Mr. Champs ... (gives a tapli to champs)

Mannu: lolz .. n what was he expecting .. even if he was a minor , should he be treated specially and forgiven for all the henious acts he has committed!

Champs: yeah.. trust me if thats going to happen these f*#%^@* terrorists will start training minors! what will the gov do then?? 

phrrhhhh ... phmmmmm .... someone farts :P

Raju: cheh .. who was that?? .. actually gov bhi yehi karegi.. but for now yeh saala champs hoga .. vada paav khaaya rahega! 

Mannu : yucks... champs plzzzzz

Champs: guys .. chill!... its not me ... 

 frttttttsssss.... uhhhhhhhh ... someone farts again 

 this time Raju realizes its the guy just behind him on the other table

Raju: aye bhai aye .... you have no manners or what?? .. tht was disgusting!

Dhapu (coz he is wearing specs): ohh ... m sorry .. you see i noticed that the music here at this mall is very loud so i just .. you know ... thought no one would come to know if i did it in sync with the beats ... :X

Raju(wondering): music??? ... abe dhakkan bakwaas bandh kar... this is YOUR music and not the mall's! (removes headphones from dhapu's ears) U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!

Mannu and Champs are ROFL .....


The one with Zardari claiming Osama Dead

Monday, April 27, 2009

Champs: whts up guyz?.. did you hear what Asif Ali Zardari (Pakistan's President) announced today?

Purrs: mujhe apna Krish kya announce karta hai woh nahi pata aur tu Zardaari ki baat kar raha hai!

Babu and Champs: krish?? Kaun krish?

Purrs: apna PM re Manmohan Singh

Champs: galti kar raha hoon tujhe puch kar par phir bhi bataa …..ab yeh kya naya funda hai … 

Purrs: arre Krishna bhagwaan the naa manmohan... ekdum manmohit karne waale  bus toh wahin se Krish .. anyway apna PM krish movie ke Hrithik ke jaise powerful bhi toh hai .. 

Babu: aye ..  bakwaas bandh kar! .. kya re champs wht abt Zardari?

Champs: he says that according to 'his' intelligence al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden is dead. Thats not it, he also admitted that they have no proof… lmao on that …

Purrs: lolz … waise according to my intelligence Rags is definitely going to dump Babu .. but I have no proof of it! … the 8th world of the world .. Taj Mahal belongs to me but I have no proof … and …

Champs: oh madam .. bus kara! … aaj woh raju nahi hai toh tu shuru ho gayi … 

Purrs:  k k, last one yaar … b4 we say good bye … pleeeeejj… ricckquest….

Babu and champs: nahiiiiiiii

Purrs: k mension not, hota kya hai a poorman catches a Fish. Wife asks how will I Cook Bcoz, No Gas No Electricity  No Oil
Man puts the Fish Back in the River.. Fish Comes up & shouts CONGRESS ZINDABAD!!

Babu and Champs: "Bakwaas Bandh Kar!

Intro: Tiger and Hippo

A Tiger Kills a Goat...

A Hippopotamus Sees that...

Tiger asks Hippo not to tell that in the court...

Hippo refuses...
WHY?

BECAUSE HIPS DON'T LIE !!!

I know your reaction .. and exactly thats the title of my BLOG! 

Don't worry the blog won't be only endless collection of PJs ... but theres more to it ... whatever it is I will make sure that after reading each post you would be compelled to say "Bakwaas Bandh Kar!"