The one with FART in the end

Sunday eve, food court @ Inorbit Malad

Raju: kya hua champs.. why u upset? everything okay my frnd? ( trying to cheer champs in firang accented english)

Champs: yaar main uske dad ke paas gaya tha 

Raju: lekin teri date toh rinks ke saath thi, mujhe nahi pataa tha tera uske dad ke saath taaka pidela hai (tryin to be filmy)

Champs: bakwaas bandh kar yaar, main uska haath maangne gaya tha 

Raju: seriously!... kya bolta hai .. bola kya woh??

Champs: naa bol diya aur kya!

Raju: hmm bola hoga , "kyon beta? .. tumhaare haath thak gaye hai kya?" (mimicking old guy)

Champs: bakwaas bandh kar!

Raju: obviously, look at you... Mr. MINOR you can't even vote and i wonder if you can even... *$&^#

Mannu: oye jyaada ho gaya haan, but yaar seriously m in a total dillema whom should i vote?

Champs: what do you mean?

Mannu:  To choose a party with a far-sighted vision (with a poor contestant), or to choose a better contestant belonging to party which does not seem to think beyond the local issues?

Raju: cheh .. public place mein kya choosne ki baat kar raha hai!

Mannu: bakwaas bandh kar.. one more time and we would be out from here...

Raju:.. thik hai thik hai .. meri baat maan choose a better contestant belonging to party which does not seem to think beyond the local issues ... once everyone starts doing that .. then all the local issues are solved and the focus automatically shifts to another level 

(everyone silent in awe i guess :P)

Raju: ...chod tu nahi samjhega you guys know what Kasab claimed yesterday??..

Mannu and Champs: hmm that he is a minor 

Raju: yeah ... like our Mr. Champs ... (gives a tapli to champs)

Mannu: lolz .. n what was he expecting .. even if he was a minor , should he be treated specially and forgiven for all the henious acts he has committed!

Champs: yeah.. trust me if thats going to happen these f*#%^@* terrorists will start training minors! what will the gov do then?? 

phrrhhhh ... phmmmmm .... someone farts :P

Raju: cheh .. who was that?? .. actually gov bhi yehi karegi.. but for now yeh saala champs hoga .. vada paav khaaya rahega! 

Mannu : yucks... champs plzzzzz

Champs: guys .. chill!... its not me ... 

 frttttttsssss.... uhhhhhhhh ... someone farts again 

 this time Raju realizes its the guy just behind him on the other table

Raju: aye bhai aye .... you have no manners or what?? .. tht was disgusting!

Dhapu (coz he is wearing specs): ohh ... m sorry .. you see i noticed that the music here at this mall is very loud so i just .. you know ... thought no one would come to know if i did it in sync with the beats ... :X

Raju(wondering): music??? ... abe dhakkan bakwaas bandh kar... this is YOUR music and not the mall's! (removes headphones from dhapu's ears) U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!

Mannu and Champs are ROFL .....